Welcome to funny quotes about life.
At funny quotes about life we intend to provide you with some light relief. This is our only aim. To give you a taste of some of the best minds that this world has ever produced. We are also going to have some sections on quotes about life. I know that the blog is called funny quotes about life but I think that there are inspirational quotes about life that would be well worth mentioning. There are plenty of famous quotes about life by people past and present, some of them are named, and some will remain unknown for the rest of time. But good quotes about life will stay around for a long time.
So what makes funny quotes about life. Well, funny quotes about life have to be funny for a start, like “You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?” Or “If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.” Or, how about this one for a specimen of funny quotes about life, “An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’”
Funny quotes about life are also meant to be about life. Thankfully anything can be mentioned here because everything is part of life. We can go into marriage and love, life and death, work, school, sickness and health, people in general, history, geography, there have been funny quotes about life that refer to all of these and more.
The last thing that funny quotes about life must have is quotes. Most of the time you will find that any funny quotes about life that are printed here will have quotes around them, will be quotes from people, alive or dead, some of them are named because they are known by the author, others will not be named because they are either anonymous or whose names have been lost in the sense of time.
“Two guys were staring up a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked the two men what they were doing. One of the men turned to her and said ‘it’s our job to measure the height of that flagpole but we don’t have any ladder. The woman promptly took a wrench from her purse, she undid the bolts at the bottom of the flagpole, laid the flagpole in the ground, took out the measuring tape and measured the flagpole from tip to base. She put the measuring tape and the wrench back in her purse, came over to the two stunned men and said ‘15 feet and 4 inches’, and promptly walked away. One of the guys turned out to the other and said ‘Isn’t that typical of a woman, you tell her you need the height and she gives you the length.”
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