Funny Quotes About Life

by Isobel Paolini on July 26, 2009

Welcome to funny quotes about life.


At funny quotes about life our intention is to provide you with some light relief. This is our only aim. To give you a taste of some of the best minds that this world has ever produced and something to hopefully cheer up your day. Stick around and take your time searching through the different posts. We are adding all the time so please do come back.

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So what makes funny quotes about life. Well, funny quotes about life have to be funny for a start, like “You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?” Or “If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.” Or, how about this one for a specimen of funny quotes about life, “An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’”

Funny quotes about life are also meant to be about life. Thankfully anything can be mentioned here because everything is part of life. We can go into marriage and love, life and death, work, school, sickness and health, people in general, history, geography, there have been funny quotes about life that refer to all of these and more.

The last thing that funny quotes about life must have is quotes. Most of the time you will find that any funny quotes about life that are printed here will have quotes around them, will be quotes from people, alive or dead, some of them are named because they are known by the author, others will not be named because they are either anonymous or whose names have been lost in the sense of time.

“Two guys were staring up a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked the two men what they were doing. One of the men turned to her and said ‘it’s our job to measure the height of that flagpole but we don’t have any ladder. The woman promptly took a wrench from her purse, she undid the bolts at the bottom of the flagpole, laid the flagpole in the ground, took out the measuring tape and measured the flagpole from tip to base. She put the measuring tape and the wrench back in her purse, came over to the two stunned men and said ‘15 feet and 4 inches’, and promptly walked away. One of the guys turned out to the other and said ‘Isn’t that typical of a woman, you tell her you need the height and she gives you the length.”

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Short Funny Quotes about Life

by Isobel Paolini on March 5, 2010

You all know the saying, “the best things in life come in small packages”, or “The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart!”. Here’s some Short Funny Quotes about Life that I hope it you laugh.

For a start, here’s some good funny quotes about life
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Funny Quotes about Life and Love

March 5, 2010

Well, there are Quotes about everything and if you’ve ever listened to some quotes about life and love then you might as well listen to some Funny Quotes about Life and Love. I think if you live a proper life then you are either in love, have been in love, but at least you know [...]

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Funny Quotes about Life Being Hard

March 5, 2010

Yes, life can be quite hard in general, but what the heck at least begin have a laugh about it. Here’s some funny Quotes about life being hard. I’ve included a lot of quotes in this about hard work because some people working hard makes for a hard life, poor things … I suppose some [...]

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Famous Funny Quotes about Life

March 4, 2010

Most funny Quotes about life are just as they say, funny. But there seems to be something about a famous person saying something funny about life. Here are some famous funny Quotes about life from some famous people.
To start with some funny but true quotes about life.
“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in [...]

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Funny Quotes about Living Life

March 4, 2010

We might as well have a laugh as we go through life, let’s face it, life is tough enough. So, its always good to listen to some funny quotes about life. Here’s some funny Quotes about living life from some of my favourite people.
To start off with, I want to put down some funny sayings [...]

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Funny Quotes about Life in General

March 4, 2010

The older I get, the more I love to get up in the morning, and the earlier the better. I can’t wait for that first bird song that I hear. It makes me feel good to be alive. Life in general is good, I know that sometimes things can get you down but one of [...]

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Funny Life Quotes and Sayings

March 3, 2010

Somebody once said “Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn’t take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven’t got a clue about anything.” But, I believe that there are enough people out there that haven’t got a clue and we do want to listen to. There are many [...]

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Funny Quotes on Life

March 3, 2010

What kind of quotes do you live by, if any. There are so many different quotes that can inspire people or motivate people to do something extra special but there are also quotes that can make people laugh. Funny quotes on life are not just about giving people a giggle, they also have a serious [...]

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Inspirational quotes about life

March 2, 2010

Sometimes life can be hard, and I’m not just talking about from the perspective of having no money or doing a crappy job. Sometimes life is just taking far too seriously. Life is a blessing and should be taken as such. When it gets a bit too difficult sometimes to cope with the fast-paced frenetic [...]

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Inspiring quotes about life

March 2, 2010

Isn’t it strange sometimes that we life goes by. One minute where children running around with massive energy and a perfect innocence and the next minute we are caught up in the basic facts of life, we have to go to work, we have to study, we have to make the dinner, we have to [...]

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Famous inspirational quotes about life

March 2, 2010

Famous inspirational quotes about life come in many different forms from the time that Jack Nicholls said that “Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it”. It’s great that we can listen to famous people who can inspire us not [...]

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Inspirational Quotes about Life and Love

March 2, 2010

It’s funny because there are many people on this planet who have never loved at all, not even themselves. And there are many people who just love everyone and everything. I like to think that I am somewhere in between those two extremes and would like to present these Inspirational Quotes about Life and Love [...]

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Funny quotes about kids

October 22, 2009

Didn’t somebody say – I love kids, I used to be one, that’s one of the funny quotes about kids that I love. All you have to do is look at child and they can make you laugh… pure innocence.
“Youth is a wonderful thing; what a crime to waste it on children.” George Bernard Shaw.
“When [...]

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Funny Quotes About Drinking

October 22, 2009

I am going to start this section on funny quotes about drinking with a quotation from the Bard himself, he stays “O God! That men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains.” William Shakespeare from Othello.
Most of us drink at least at one time or another, so, funny quotes about [...]

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Funny quotes about money

October 22, 2009

It is said that money makes the world go round so why not have a laugh while it is spinning with these funny quotes about money.
“It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.” Alan Alda.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more [...]

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Funny quotes about death too

October 22, 2009

And, here are some funny quotes about death. Why? Because death holds fascination…
Here, the master of funny quotes about life and what better man to start off with than George Burns who said “If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“A belief in hell [...]

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Funny Quotes About Death

October 11, 2009

Funny quotes about life is all about poking fun at life in general, and seeing that death is a part of life, it’s got to be a part of this site. How can death be made funny…why not? Here are some of the best funny quotes about death Woody Allen “It’s not [...]

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Quotes About Life

August 2, 2009

Quotes about life are quite brilliant And , quotes about life can be quite helpful as well, I mean where else could you get inspiration, humor, motivation, and loads of other subjects all with one short pithy line of words. Most quotes about life are from famous people. These people are famous for being comedians, [...]

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Famous quotes about life

July 29, 2009

Famous quotes about life can inspire us, they can lead us forward into avenues of life where we felt we could never reach because they are inspirational. Famous quotes about life have been told down through the generations by statesmen, philosophers, psychologists, religious leaders, and comedians to name but a few. Sometimes the funny quotes [...]

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Funny life quotes

July 26, 2009

This article about the funny life quotes is taking in light to look at life.
What is it about the modern world that seems to get us all stressed? Is it the fact that there are more people on the planet than they used to be? Is it because we are living in some economic times [...]

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