It is said that money makes the world go round so why not have a laugh while it is spinning with these funny quotes about money.

“It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.” Alan Alda.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” Spike Milligan.
“Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.” Errol Flynn.
“I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.” Ken Dodd.
“Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” Spike Milligan.
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be. “Rita Rudner.
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.

Funny quotes about life are usually made by some of the wittiest minds around, and funny quotes about money are no exception.

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” Woody Allen.
“I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.” Rowen Atkinson.

“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.” Woody Allen.
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain.
“Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” Spike Milligan.
“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.” George Carlin.
“When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.” Harvey Mackay.

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Famous quotes about life can inspire us, they can lead us forward into avenues of life where we felt we could never reach because they are inspirational. Famous quotes about life have been told down through the generations by statesmen, philosophers, psychologists, religious leaders, and comedians to name but a few. Sometimes the funny quotes about life written by the comedians can be the surest here are some of my favorites.

Famous quotes about life from Billy Connolly

“My parents used to take me to Lewis’ department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.”

“I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.”

“Poor Michael Jackson and these sex allegations. As if it’s not bad enough him being a Jehova’s Witness, they’re accusing him of behaving like a catholic priest!”

Famous quotes about life from Groucho Marx

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

“Why don’t you go home to your wife? Better yet, I’ll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won’t notice any difference.”

Famous quotes about life from Woody Allen

“If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.”

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

“I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.”

“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.”

There are plenty more funny quotes about life on the Internet as there are cute quotes about life, quotes about friends, about me quotes, quotes about men, and quotes about leadership.

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