You all know the saying, “the best things in life come in small packages”, or “The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart!”. Here’s some Short Funny Quotes about Life that I hope it you laugh.

For a start, here’s some good funny quotes about life
that are short by the anonymous.

“I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.”

“Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times”

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

“It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.”

“Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. ”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ”

Okay, the second part of this post is some Very Funny Quotes about Life from people who we can nail down, not literally.(Maybe if you’re short!)

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television. ” Woody Allen

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.” Chris Rock

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” Robert Bloch

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” Norman Wisdom

“Life is painful, nasty and short… in my case it has only been painful and nasty. ” Djuna Barnes