Comments for Funny Quotes About Life http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com For All Your Funny Quotes About Life Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:45:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Comment on Funny Quotes About Life by Chris http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-quotes-about-life/comment-page-1/#comment-213 Chris Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:45:58 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=1#comment-213 Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. Life… is like a box of chocolates – a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you’re stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there’s nothing else to eat while you’re watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it’s gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.

]]> Comment on Funny quotes about kids by Andrew Goulding http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-quotes-about-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-200 Andrew Goulding Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:33:59 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=78#comment-200 "What is a home without children? Quiet. " Henny Youngman “What is a home without children?

Quiet. ”

Henny Youngman

]]> Comment on Funny Quotes About Drinking by Andrew Goulding http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-quotes-about-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-199 Andrew Goulding Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:30:11 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=76#comment-199 I love that W.C. fields quote! I love that W.C. fields quote!

]]> Comment on Funny life quotes by masimple lual mach http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-life-quotes/comment-page-1/#comment-196 masimple lual mach Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:25:47 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=15#comment-196 i beg to remain your sincerely i beg to remain your sincerely

]]> Comment on Funny life quotes by masimple lual mach http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-life-quotes/comment-page-1/#comment-195 masimple lual mach Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:24:36 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=15#comment-195 love without kiss is like tea without sugar love without kiss is like tea without sugar

]]> Comment on Funny life quotes by masimple lual mach http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-life-quotes/comment-page-1/#comment-194 masimple lual mach Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:23:06 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=15#comment-194 I beg to remember me in any case and thanks I beg to remember me in any case and thanks

]]> Comment on Funny life quotes by masimple lual mach http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-life-quotes/comment-page-1/#comment-193 masimple lual mach Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:16:02 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=15#comment-193 I was very happy like if my only wise of my name being published in the news paper has been granted. I was happy like if Angel Gabriel was next to me with the calabush of sour milk. her arrival has just given me a new soul. I was very happy like if my only wise of my name being published in the news paper has been granted.

I was happy like if Angel Gabriel was next to me with the calabush of sour milk.

her arrival has just given me a new soul.

]]> Comment on Short Funny Quotes about Life by Malanard32 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/short-funny-quotes-about-life/comment-page-1/#comment-171 Malanard32 Sat, 22 May 2010 14:21:09 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=122#comment-171 Sometimes life is like a box of rocks and no matter how you shake it up, its still just a box of rocks... Sometimes life is like a box of rocks and no matter how you shake it up, its still just a box of rocks…

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]]> Comment on Funny Quotes About Death by Funny quotes about death too | Funny Quotes About Life http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/funny-quotes-about-death/comment-page-1/#comment-9 Funny quotes about death too | Funny Quotes About Life Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:53:38 +0000 http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/?p=63#comment-9 [...] here are some funny quotes about death. Why? Because death holds [...] [...] here are some funny quotes about death. Why? Because death holds [...]

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