Well, there are Quotes about everything and if you’ve ever listened to some quotes about life and love then you might as well listen to some Funny Quotes about Life and Love. I think if you live a proper life then you are either in love, have been in love, but at least you know what that feels like. So a lot of these courts are just going to be about life. To start off, his some Funny Quotes about Family Life.
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” Doctor Zeus
“If you look deeply into the palm of your hand, you will see your parents and all generations of your ancestors. All of them are alive in this moment. Each is present in your body. You are the continuation of each of these people.” Thich Nhat Hanh
“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom. ” Bob Hope
“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.” Jeff Foxworthy
“My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called ‘Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.” Penelope Lombard
“I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that’s all that matters.” Lance Armstrong
“Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.” George Bernard Shaw
“I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.” Anonymous
“My husband and I have decided to start a family while my parents are still young enough to look after them.” Rita Rudner
“I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it.” Groucho Marx
Here’s some more great funny quotes about life.
“Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.” HL Mencken
“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. ” Douglas Adams
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” George Burns
“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” Bill Cosby
“I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’.” Les Dawson
“My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.”
“My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap….He was in the electric chair.” Rodney Dangerfield
