Yes, life can be quite hard in general, but what the heck at least begin have a laugh about it. Here’s some funny Quotes about life being hard. I’ve included a lot of quotes in this about hard work because some people working hard makes for a hard life, poor things … I suppose some of these quotes come down to funny quotes about life and death also. Oh, and there is some inspirational quotes here as well.
“If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it’s OK. But you’ve got to shoot for something. A lot of people don’t even shoot.” Robert Townsend
“Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, “Certainly, I can!” Then get busy and find out how to do it. ” Teddy Roosevelt
“Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. ” Leslie Nielsen
“A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.” Dennis Miller
“I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.” Franklin P Adams
“Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. ” Anonymous
Okay, to change the subject little bit here’s some funny quotes about single life, well it is hard work isn’t it?
“A friend of mine confused her Valium
with her birth control pills…
She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t care.” Anonymous
“I know what Victoria’s Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.” Anonymous
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. ” HL Mencken
“We are the people our parents warned us about.” Jimmy Buffett
“Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.” Helen Rowland
“The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing…and then marry him!” Cher
