Most funny Quotes about life are just as they say, funny. But there seems to be something about a famous person saying something funny about life. Here are some famous funny Quotes about life from some famous people.

To start with some funny but true quotes about life.

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” Murphy’s Law.

“I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.”

“When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”.If the bus came would I be standing here?”

“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. ”

“When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to vacuum.”

“Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson’s wallet.”

“There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.”

How about some funny movie quotes about life.

“Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.” The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

“You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You can swear and curse the fates. But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

“Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.” Addams Family Values.

“As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!” Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.

And just to close things off a bit here are some more funny quotes about life from movies.

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and were wearing sunglasses.” The Blues Brothers, Dan Ackroyd

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” Animal House.

“You ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack just left town.” Army of Darkness.

I had to put this morning, I know it’s not really funny, but it makes me smile every time I hear it, this one is from Clint Eastwood:

“I know what you’re thinking, “Did he fire six shots, or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But, being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question, “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk?” Dirty Harry.