Didn’t somebody say – I love kids, I used to be one, that’s one of the funny quotes about kids that I love. All you have to do is look at child and they can make you laugh… pure innocence.
“Youth is a wonderful thing; what a crime to waste it on children.” George Bernard Shaw.
“When child dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them. They show us the state of our decay.”Brian Aldiss.
“The child had every toy his father wanted.” Robert E. Witten.
“As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by ‘survival of the fittest.’” Bill Cosby.
“Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them” Oscar Wilde.
I think we are all deluded when we were kids we thought everything in the world was fantastic. Okay, everything is not that great but is some funny quotes about kids that should brighten up even the dullest day.
“My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.” Bill Cosby.
“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.” Erma Bombeck.
“There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”Doug Larson.
“Children suck the mother when they are young and the father when they are old.” English proverb.
“What is childhood but a series of happy delusions.” Sydney Smith.
“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.” Jim Bishop.
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