We might as well have a laugh as we go through life, let’s face it, life is tough enough. So, its always good to listen to some funny quotes about life. Here’s some funny Quotes about living life from some of my favourite people.
To start off with, I want to put down some funny sayings and quotes about life from the pen of Oscar Wilde.
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ”
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. ”
“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ”
“A poet can survive everything but a misprint.”
“All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. ”
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ”
Here are some funny Quotes about life from Benjamin Franklin.
“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. ”
“All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.”
“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. ”
And to end, some funny Quotes about college life.
“You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.” Elbert Hubbard.
“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” G. B. Trudeau.
“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.” George W Bush.
“Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.” Now, I’m gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. “If it weren’t for my horse…” as in, giddyup, giddyup, let’s go — “I wouldn’t have spent that year in college,” which is a degree-granting institution. Don’t think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!” Lewis Black.