What kind of quotes do you live by, if any. There are so many different quotes that can inspire people or motivate people to do something extra special but there are also quotes that can make people laugh. Funny quotes on life are not just about giving people a giggle, they also have a serious side behind them. They are a way of looking at things, a way of keeping things in perspective. They’re also great to be able to quote to your friends and make you sound intelligent!
To start with, I want to look at some funny inspirational quotes about life.
“If you don’t know how to die, don’t worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don’t bother your head about it.” Montaign.
“No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.” Harry Emerson Fosdick
“Life is what happens to you. While you’re busy making other plans.” John Lennon
“An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.” Herbert Samuel
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat. For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.” Clifton Fadiman
Some funny quotes about life are funny life quotes to live by, others are definitely not.
“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.” Brendan Gill
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.” Chris Rock
“No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.” Harry Emerson Fosdick
Then there are always funny quotes about life lessons. These kind of lessons that only people with experience can tell you, normally people with no bullshit about them at all
“Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.” Anais Nin
“What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare?” W. H. Davies
“Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey.” From The Importance of Living (1937). Lin Yutang
“The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of livin’s going down.” Flip Wilson
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.”" Willliam S. Burroughs