The older I get, the more I love to get up in the morning, and the earlier the better. I can’t wait for that first bird song that I hear. It makes me feel good to be alive. Life in general is good, I know that sometimes things can get you down but one of the things that I do to cheer myself up is to read some funny Quotes about life in general. The only do these quotes put a smile on my face, they also tend to put things into perspective. Here are some funny Quotes about life that are from three of my favourite people. The first is a comedian that I have loved since my childhood, Eddie Murphy. The second is an author called Charles Dickens … my favourite book was the Christmas Stories. And, finally, a woman I have much respect for, Margaret Thatcher.
First, here are some funny quotes about life from Eddie Murphy.
“I think in twenty years I’ll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.”
“I keep telling people I`ll make movies until I`m fifty and then I`ll go and do something else. I`m going to be a professional gentleman of leisure.”
“The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don’t hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they’re in a good mood. ”
Now, onto some Charles Dickens funny inspirational quotes about life. (Some of these quotes are in here because I just love them, quintessential Dickens)
“It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us!
And so, as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!”
“Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. ”
“Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer… If I could work my will,’ said Scrooge indignantly, ‘every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should”
“Mrs. Varden was a lady of what is commonly called an uncertain temper — a phrase which being interpreted signifies a temper tolerably certain to make everybody more or less uncomfortable.”
“When a man says he’s willin’,” said Mr. Barkis, “it’s as much as to say, that man’s a-waitin’ for a answer.”
Margaret Thatcher
And finally here are some funny quotes about life lessons from the brain of the Iron Lady herself, Margaret Thatcher.
“If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. ”
“The woman’s mission is not to enhance the masculine spirit, but to express the feminine; hers is not to preserve a man-made world, but to create a human world by the infusion of the feminine element into all of its activities.”
“No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too. ”
“Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. ”
“On my way here I passed a local cinema and it turned out you were expecting me after all, for the billboards read: The Mummy Returns.”
“Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It’s not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it’s when you’ve had everything to do and you’ve done it.”