It is said that money makes the world go round so why not have a laugh while it is spinning with these funny quotes about money.
“It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.” Alan Alda.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” Spike Milligan.
“Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.” Errol Flynn.
“I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.” Ken Dodd.
“Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” Spike Milligan.
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be. “Rita Rudner.
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
Funny quotes about life are usually made by some of the wittiest minds around, and funny quotes about money are no exception.
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” Woody Allen.
“I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.” Rowen Atkinson.
“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.” Woody Allen.
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain.
“Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” Spike Milligan.
“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.” George Carlin.
“When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.” Harvey Mackay.
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